We Have A HULK

We Have A HULK!

Of all the Avengers (yes, Thor and friends), the biggest, meanest and greenest is the Incredible Hulk, but you already knew that... if you were born around the time I was.

He's so strong he once stopped a fire by clapping! He literally jumped from the USA to Africa once. (They've been lying to us oo, lol).

So if you've seen The Avengers movie you might remember their problem. Loki, the 'god' of mischief wanted to invade earth with an army of frost giants (oh chale... Like seriously?). Ironman was like we'll stop you, blah blah blah, and Loki responded, "I have an army", to which Ironman replied, "We have a hulk". Now that's just classic if you ask me... We have a hulk... Punchline, drops mic and walks away.

But I'd like you to know too: We have a GOD! No, He's not green and mean, but (oh I feel like shouting!) He's God for crying out loud! Creator of the universe. He made Jupiter and Mars! Some of you can't even make breakfast la.

So chill. Base koraa, God's got this. Just make sure you are on the right side. Jesus said: He that is not with us is against us (paraphrased). Join the winning team: #TeamJesus
✌KayO